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OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1367
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	640	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2307	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4579	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Votes:	9482
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mines Excavated:	3879
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	New Chunks Explored:	888220
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	5623
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Votes:	4828	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!