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NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8102	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3267	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mines Excavated:	1936

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	728377
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic