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BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Farms Harvested:	797	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	679
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	8935	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	462	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	59
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!