John Martin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2060
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ores Mined:	4239	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Potions Brewed:	156	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	7092
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2965

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6644	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!