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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8880 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9804 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2312 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs that drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can cause the most destruction in a single explosion?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans?
So say goodbye to boring old /b/ and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!