This is a 24/7 survival server. The only commands we have are /home. There is plenty of dedicated ram to ensure no lag. Admins are not allowed to use creative.
149.56.71.71
This is a 24/7 survival server. The only commands we have are /home. There is plenty of dedicated ram to ensure no lag. Admins are not allowed to use creative.
149.56.71.71
WE GOT DISCHARGE RATES AND FLOW VELOCITIES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND, MAN! IT’S LIKE, THE CRAZIEST THING YOU’LL EVER SEE IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY OF THE ZANCLEAN MEGAFLOOD, IT’S WILD, BRO!
SO, LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING! MEGA-FLOODS, EPIC ADVENTURES, AND NON-STOP FUN AWAIT YOU! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken starts attacking you. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s a freaking party!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer joy to absolute terror in a matter of minutes. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and dance the night away.
So come on, don’t be a bloody arsehole, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your sanity.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have a special feature where you can repossess other players’ virtual cars if they don’t pay their virtual car payments. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive.
Feeling belittled and put down in real life? Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building a virtual empire while your virtual partner sits on their virtual ass playing virtual madden. It’s therapeutic, trust us.
And if you’re looking for a job in our server, don’t worry – we have plenty of opportunities for you to work and earn virtual currency. Just be prepared to clean virtual houses while your virtual partner does nothing. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the virtual drama you could ever want?
Join our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. No need to worry about posting pictures of snowstorms before sending them to your significant other, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be posting are screenshots of your epic builds.
We understand social cues about as well as a creeper understands personal space, so you’ll fit right in if you’re feeling a bit socially awkward. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about waking up your girlfriend with snowstorm photos again.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing melting is the ice biomes and not your girlfriend’s patience!
Join our server and witness the madness as these lakes go cray-cray and start spewing out carbon dioxide like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in the Arctic, and everyone’s invited! Who needs boring old biogeochemical cycles when you can have lakes causing a 350% increase in greenhouse gas flux? It’s like nature’s own little rave, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen. Forget about building houses and farming crops – we got lakes turning up the heat and shaking things up. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world!
All Platforms Playable!
PvP & Vaults
Constant Development | Balanced Gameplay | Gameplay Tools |
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Teams | Custom Enchants | Custom Weapons |
Automated & Tested Systems | Trade System | Secure & Advanced Vaults |
Crates | Server Extras | |
Advanced Custom Anti Cheat | Non P2W | Following Middleway Rules | Custom Made Systems |
Amazing Hub & Spawn | Medieval Themed | Trained & Helpful Staff |
Coming Soon!
Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!
All platforms are playable on the server.
No, the server follows Middleway rules and is non P2W.
Yes, there are custom enchants, weapons, and gameplay tools available.
Yes, the systems are automated and tested for optimal performance.
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds with a cute anime girl cheering you on, fighting off creepers with a badass virtual ninja by your side, and building the craziest pixel art creations with a virtual pop star serenading you in the background.
It’s like stepping into a virtual wonderland where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?).
So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning reality after spending too much time in this virtual VTuber paradise.
Imagine a world where your MIL can’t kidnap your virtual children and you can build as many car seats as you want without anyone questioning your parenting choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves without any judgment from meddling in-laws.
Join us now and show your spouse that you’re “over it” by building a fortress to protect your virtual children from any MIL shenanigans. Let’s build a world where forgiveness doesn’t mean giving free rein to crazy family members, but rather creating a space for endless creativity and fun. See you in the game!