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SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	4746
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

play.helosion.net

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Farms Harvested:	159
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	413
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	31303	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

heiligekokos.g-portal.game:29331