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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3064 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!