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CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	289
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre accidents, bizarre experiences, bizarre incidents, CraftyCatastrophe, crazy, eyewitness, freak accident, freak events, freak happenings, freak incidents, freak occurrences, freak situations, Minecraft, Real Life, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, Wild

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

2001, 9/11, aftermath, Attacks, crazy stuff, Events, Forgotten, Global, historical, Impact, madness, Memory, newsworthy, Overlooked, overshadowed, September 11, Significant, Terrorism, Tragedy, War on Terror, world news, y2k, year

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ores Mined:	4638
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9099
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

arson, arson attack, criminal activity, czech republic, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, Espionage, Europe, Fail, Failed, foreign interference, government response, international relations, investigation, political tensions, Prague, PragueCraft, prime minister, russia, Russian, security threat, suspected, suspected involvement, suspicious behavior

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	5501	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

brain chip, brain health, brain implant, Brain Surgery, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical challenges., Medical Devices, medical imaging, medical innovation, medical procedures, medical technology, MRI scan, neural interface, Neuralink, NeuralinkNoMRIplz, neurological disorders, neurology, paralysed, paralysis, technological limitations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

biological mechanism, Brain, brain metastases, BrainMetCraft, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, effective treatments, medical breakthrough, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, researchers, study, tumor growth, Ultimate, University of Arizona Cancer Center

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	3323
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

Active players, chill vibes, Community, cream, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Events, friendship, Ice, java, lasting builds, Mature, multiplayer, No Griefing, non toxic, player-driven, QuasarsSMP, Semi Vanilla, Server, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Buildings Constructed:	23

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

4chan servers, blog, Community, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Events, FAQ, frag, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, Minecraft, Mods, MvM, News, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.