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CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!

CapitalCraft, capitalism, Competition, Currency, diamonds, economic theory, equality, free market, freedom, Globalization, Government, Ideology, Individualism, libertarian, Libertarianism, neoliberal agenda, neoliberalism, Politics, privatization, Regulation, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7441
Players Killed by Monsters:	1877	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.

Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!

So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

Elira’s Epic Block Party

attraction, BLOCK, confusion, controversy, discovery, Drama, Elira, Eliras, Entertainment, Epic, Fandom, influencer, loyalty, member, mixed feelings, nijisanji en, Online Community, opinion, Party, perspective, social media, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	161
Zombie Dances:	9	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing just like the Nijisanji EN controversy! Join us if you want to experience chaotic adventures and unpredictable twists just like your favorite VTubers.

You may be feeling conflicted like a confused fan, but fear not! Our server will make you fall even more in love with Minecraft, just like how you are drawn to Elira after all the drama. Who needs a virtual idol when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So come on, join us and let’s create some scandalous memories together in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with our server just like you are with Elira.

Blocky Beasts & Banter – Minecraft Monster Hunting Madness

Armor Set Search, banter, Beasts, blocky, Collaboration Edition, databases, Decorations database, Emulation and Modding, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, hunting, Iceborne Info, Item database, madness, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, Minecraft, Monster, monster hunter, OP pastebin, patch notes, Previous thread, Sunbreak Info, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	9865	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for some Monster Hunter madness? Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt down monsters and claim victory!

On this server, you can team up with fellow hunters and take on the most ferocious creatures in the Wilds, Rise, World, and even Frontier! We’ve got all the info you need to dominate the game, from patch notes to armor set searches.

But that’s not all! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you know you’re in for a top-notch gaming experience. And don’t forget about our epic databases and resources for all your hunting needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret quest that leads to a hidden treasure of diamonds and emeralds! See you in the game, fellow hunters!

LatinoCraft: Where even brown guys can thrive! #77186105

BROWN, brown guy, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, ENEMY, Girls, guys, Identity, Insecurity, Latino, LatinoCraft, mental health, Minority, prejudice, Race, racism, self esteem, self-acceptance, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thrive

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even brown guys can find solace from insane girls of their own race!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of crazy girls and unite with your fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world!

Don’t let insecurities hold you back, join our server and show those insane girls who’s boss!

Last Chance LOLz Minecraft Server: Pick Your Final Animation!

animated movies, animated series, animation, animations, Apocalypse, broke out, cartoons, chance, childhood memories, End of the World, Entertainment, escapism, favorite shows, FINAL, final viewing, global conflict, impending doom., last time, lolz, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Pick, Server, War, watch, ww3

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crops Grown:	4535
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Potions Brewed:	52	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4344
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous animations before the world goes up in flames with WW3! Join us for a chance to see crazy explosions, hilarious battles, and mind-blowing special effects like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs, the elusive disco sheep, and the mischievous party-loving creepers. You’ll never know what kind of insane shenanigans these mobs will get up to next!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the most outrageous animations and unbelievable events before it’s too late. Don’t miss out on the epic fun and hilarious chaos that awaits you!

Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

Chocolate, craving, cream, creamy, DADDY, Daddys, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, fill, indulgence, Indulgent, Kingdom, Luscious, Mouth, Mouthwatering, Rich, satisfaction, Sinful, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Xing Xing’s Block Party

BLOCK, long trail, love, Party, tags, Xing, xing xing, Xings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for the chance to ride unicorns through fields of diamonds, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of rainbows and marshmallows (yes, it’s possible in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even challenge a creeper to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the xing xing of a lifetime on our EPIC Minecraft server!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Cubes

bewitching, Character development, coercion, Crafty, crazy, cubes, cute, enemy characters, ethical question., Gaming, influence, interactive storytelling, Karens, Manipulation, mind control, moral ambiguity, moral choices, moral dilemma, narrative design, player agency, player experience, psychological manipulation, temptation, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our insanely hilarious Minecraft server where the mobs are not your typical enemies, but adorable creatures that will bewitch you into doing the most ridiculous things!

Imagine being chased by a pack of cute little bunnies that force you to build a giant carrot statue in their honor. Or getting hypnotized by a group of adorable kittens that make you dance the floss for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing llama that will challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the llama and earn its respect?

Join us now for a whimsical adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun?!

Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

#BrothersInNeed, #CriticalSituation, #DesperateTimes, #EmergencyBroadcast, #EmergencySituation, #HelpNeededASAP, #HelpUsLookner, #HelpUsLooknerNow, #LooknerEmergency, #LooknerNeeded, #LooknerRequired, #LooknerRequiredASAP, #LooknerSOS, #LooknerWhereAreYou, #NeedLooknerNow, #UrgentHelpNeeded, #WhereAreYouLookner, #WhereIsLookner, #WhereIsTheHelp, #WhereIsTheSupport, LOOKNER, madness, Minecraft, Wheres

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Steve once stumbled upon our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. His diamond armor was so shiny that even the Ender Dragon was jealous! But then, tragedy struck when Creeper decided to photobomb Steve’s victory screenshot. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater the size of a village!

Now, we need YOU to come and help us rebuild this once glorious land. Join us and together we will defeat the evil Herobrine and restore peace to the realm. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that tell hilarious jokes. What more could you ask for?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this wild adventure! WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, BROS!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are the Real MVPs

AI Chat, AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelite, Command R+, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Dungeon Core, Dungeon Keeper, emad, Events, general, Imgen, KoboldAI, Llama, Meta release, Midnight Rose, MVPS, NAI Cardmaker, NovelAI, OpenRouter, prompts, real, Saga, TogetherAI, Water Break Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3150	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the water breaks are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will take you on a journey through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you ROFLing for days.

Imagine a world where the water breaks are actually secret portals to other dimensions, where you can battle evil mobs with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

Join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and let the water breaks take you to places you never knew existed. See you on the other side, adventurer!