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You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8053	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5894	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1944

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, blockcraft, EU /wowg/ guild, GLOBO FOMO, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, NA /wowg/ guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, new cinematic, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, paladin, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!