Joe Turkel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	9393	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2667

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	338
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1784	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	170	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	224
Star Shards Collected:	86	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8607	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Enchantments Applied:	266
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!