Blockhead Bruises

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8092
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	226
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	2979
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	174
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Asta, black swan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Imaginary Erudition, kafka, Light Cone Banners, Luka, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5396	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	165
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFeministRevolution

activism, advocacy, CraftyFeministRevolution, demonstration, equality, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Iranian activism., Iranian diaspora, Iranian women’s rights, Paris demonstration, Paris rally, protest, social justice, solidarity, women’s empowerment, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights movement

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

Blocky Edge Cases

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	9365	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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