joe firmage – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CuntHeight Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of towering over all the women in your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, all the women are a whopping 5ft tall! No more neck strain from looking down at your fellow players, now you can feel like a giant among men (and women)!

Join our server for the chance to participate in our annual “Shortest Player Wins” competition, where the player who can build the tallest tower of blocks while crouching wins a prize fit for a Minecraft king (or queen)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of tiny villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your tallest stack of dirt blocks. Who knew being short could have so many perks in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why being 5ft tall in Minecraft is the new height of gaming excellence!

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WeddingCraft Drama Zone

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise that the only proposals you’ll see are between players trying to team up for survival mode!

Join us and escape the real world where crazy family members try to steal the spotlight at your wedding. No more awkward dance floor proposals stealing your thunder – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And hey, if you ever feel like kicking someone out of the server, just remember that you have the power to control your own virtual world. No more family drama, just endless possibilities for building, exploring, and crafting your way to victory!

So come on over and join us for a wedding-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DownUnderCraft Server

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lol imagine if that happened on our server, we would be like “oops sorry our pet creeper accidentally blew up the server room again” but don’t worry cuz we have the best IT team made up of zombie pigmen who know how to fix everything with their golden swords. join us for the most epic adventures, like riding on giant chickens and battling evil llamas who spit poison darts. plus, our currency is emeralds because diamonds are so last season. come join the chaos and see why our server is the craziest place to be in the minecraft universe!

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LeedsRiotCraft

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OMG, so like, you know how Leeds is all boring and stuff? Well, not on our server! We have so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a riot every day! Join us and witness the bus torching and police car flipping action LIVE in Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop anarchy and destruction? Come join the fun and be part of the madness! It’s a riot, literally!

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AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!

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Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

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OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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The Intercontinental SMP 12 Fun Factions & a Map that’s so Dynamic, you need to be on the List

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Intercontinental SMP Overview

Platform	BEDROCK AND JAVA
Description	The Intercontinental SMP is a super rad new factions server looking for people to establish epic nations, make rad builds, trade, war, develop deep lore, or chill and make sick new friends. It’s locally Java but with Bedrock support and a player-based economy, central server location, player-run chest shops, dynmap, custom terrain generation, chill yet fair moderation, and more! Everyone’s welcome!
Contact	Add ‘isleptwithjesus’ on Discord 🔥🔥

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I only play on Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java platforms.

Q: Is there a player-based economy on this server?

A: Yes, there is a player-based economy with player-run chest shops.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain generation and a dynmap for players to explore.

Q: How is the moderation on the server?

A: The server features chill yet fair moderation to ensure a welcoming environment for all players.

PretzelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs in top hats and monocles come prancing through your village. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle against an army of evil chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. And did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen?

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of pretzels! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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RedHomo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!

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WeddingDressDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join now to experience the thrilling adventure of fighting over a virtual wedding dress that holds immense sentimental value!

Embark on a quest to preserve your precious pixelated dress from your younger sister who is determined to steal the spotlight on her big day. Will you stand your ground and protect your virtual memories, or will you succumb to the pressure of your virtual parents and let your sister wear the dress?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the virtual world of outrageous demands and unrealistic expectations as you navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the selfish villain who refuses to share?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate showdown of wedding dress wars! Who knew pixels could hold so much drama and chaos? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the madness unfold before your very eyes.

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