Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser Minecraft Servers

Blocktopia

action, Adventure, alternate world, Battles, blocktopia, Dark, exaggerated expressions, FANTASY, Gritty, high stakes, Immersive, INTENSE, isekai, Manga, Military, Realistic, Record of Highserk war, serious atmosphere, strategy, War, world-building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.

But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious

acceptance, Beliefs, Christian, Community, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, Diversity, family, fear, fearmongering, Jews, misconceptions, MVPS, Politics, prejudice, real, Religion, society, Stereotypes, suspicious, tolerance, Understanding, villagers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server

banner, Closing, crash, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Monitoring, Old Days, OmletArcade, ore, Play, Server, Shop, Sites, Storage, year old

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3047	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade

176.9.178.199:26111

Andycraft

Andycraft, Claims, Creative, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiverse, norwegian, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

A Norwegian Minecraft server that gives players the opportunity to choose between a Creative world and a Survival world. You can always teleport between the worlds Spawn, Survival and creative.

Claims, jobs, multiverse and more…

node8.spillhosting.no:25537

Crafty Craze

#0, 50, ai, Crafty, CRAZE, dubs, mirror thread, post, Raw, Row, Trips

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	89	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Post 50% dubs and you’ll either get a 50% boost or lose everything and start from scratch. But hey, that’s just the thrill of the game, right? And if you manage to hit trips, well, get ready for a wild ride because you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension where the only rule is to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness!

MineSNK – Digging for SNK and Neo Geo Fun!

Advance Strike, beginner guide, City of the Wolves, Community Resources, DandyJ, Digging, Discord, dotemu, dual audio, event footage, Fatal Fury, FF:CotW, Fun, geo, Kof, KOF Official Site backup, KOF XIII Global Match, KOFXV, Marco, metal slug tactics, MineSNK, neo, neo geo, NEO-GEO FREAK Magazine Archive, neog, PC, ps4, PS5, RedGGPO, romset, snk, SNK Media Gallery, squad tactics, Switch, the king of fighters xv, Translations, turn based, xbox series x/s

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more action than a diamond sword fight in the Nether!

Join now and experience Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves – where the wolves aren’t just howling, they’re dominating the battlefield! With dual audio and Advance Strike added to KOFXV, you’ll be fighting like a pro in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got KOF XIII Global Match on Switch and PS4, plus The King of Fighters XV available on PC, PS4/PS5, and XBOX Series X/S! And if turn-based squad tactics are your thing, get ready for Metal Slug Tactics – it’s like chess, but with more explosions.

Need some beginner tips? Check out DandyJ’s guide to KOF and our community resources to level up your game. And don’t forget to join our Discord for all the latest updates and events.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

Boomers, CHANGE, communism, comparison, culture, Economy, generational differences, Government, History, Life, Memories, Nostalgia, old people, past, perspective, Politics, quality of life, socialism, society, soviet union, SovietCraft, USSR

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

Advancements, amd, battle, BUILD, comparison, Competition, computing, CPU, Crafty, Decision making, Future, Gaming, innovation, intel, Longevity, market, Performance, Processors, Promises, Support, Technology, Upgrades, Wars, Zen5

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

anger, arent, Conflict, Confrontation, Frustration, GrumpyCraft, Happy, hostile environment, hostile reception, negative energy, negative vibes, people, Play, Resentment, tense situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unhappy, unhappy people, unwanted guest, unwanted presence, unwarranted hostility, Unwelcome, unwelcoming atmosphere, unwelcoming behavior, unwelcoming reception

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”