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Crafty Caption Craze – Join the LOLz on Server #688.5

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “going green” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: Bianca, Nera, and Deborah from Dragon Quest V are getting ready to enjoy their wedding night with Madison… in Minecraft! Who knew virtual weddings could be so epic?

But that’s not all! We have comfort caps galore, so you can relax and unwind in style. Share your favorite caps and get ready to laugh until you cry.

And don’t forget to check out our Discord servers, where the party never stops. Join The Stash or The Swirlin Swarm for even more madness and mayhem.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MILsChickenNoThanks

cooking safety, cooking skills, defrosted chicken, DEFROSTING, E.coli, EMBARRASSING, family conflict, family dinner, fast food, food handling, food hygiene, food poisoning, food prep, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, kitchen sink, MIL, MILsChickenNoThanks, refusing to eat, refusing to eat chicken

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Ores Mined:	3269	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	381788	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.

Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Experience vanilla Minecraft with other players on this multiplayer server. No RTP, survival starts immediately with unique custom plugins.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing a survival Minecraft experience with longevity and community.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow some mods that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our moderators before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: We encourage creative building, but we ask that you respect other players’ property and not build too close to existing structures.

Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

A: Moderators are chosen based on their activity, helpfulness, and dedication to the server community. If you’re interested, you can apply on our Discord server.

Q: What happens if I break a server rule?

A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, you may receive a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. We strive to maintain a welcoming and fair environment for all players.

FantasyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4776
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Votes:	9972	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Star Shards Collected:	254
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Sephiroth’s hair? Look no further than our server, where you can battle mobs with Buster Swords and summon Chocobos to ride into battle!

Join us and experience Final Fantasy like never before, with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro RPG world. Our server is so awesome, even Cloud Strife himself would trade in his motorcycle for a minecart just to play here.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE, where you can fight against Leviathans and ride on the backs of dragons. And don’t forget about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, where you can relive the classic story with a twist – now featuring dancing Tonberries!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Warrior of Light in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, even Kefka would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

FilipinaGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Void Armor Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Filipina girlfriends just waiting to build with you! Join now for a chance to find your perfect pixelated partner and create the most epic pixel art together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their daring escapades and unlock exclusive chicken-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!

CatCraze Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, Boundaries, cat, CatCraze, Chasing, comfort, crying, growling, hissing, hurt, Maine Coon, Minecraft, obsessed, overreacting, parents, Picking up, Safety, scaredy cat, scratched up, Server, sister, swatting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Farms Harvested:	372
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

Abandoned, Breeder, broke up, Cash, decision, dog, DoggoDrama, ex boyfriend, Expenses, frat, involvement, MONEY, puppy, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, selfish, solution, supplies, threatened, vet bills

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

SnackCraftMadness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival/factions server with over 140 mods!Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack.

Naming just a few:

ChatDistant Horizons

The full mod list can be viewed here.

Some server-side mods include:

weapons, among

We look forward to seeing you!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods Minecraft Server

stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where people judge you for your age gap relationships? Well, on our server, we celebrate love in all its forms, no matter how many years separate you and your partner! Join us and experience a world where judgmental normies are banned and love knows no bounds!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get the chance to participate in our Million Dollar Challenge! That’s right, if you can prove you’d be a millionaire if you had a million dollars, you’ll win a prize so epic, it’ll make your head spin! So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!