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PixelPlay Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality! We have secret government conspiracies, hidden messages in Senate ceremonies, and even Joe Biden allegedly confessing to some shady stuff on live TV. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can uncover the truth behind it all on ours? Plus, we have exclusive access to Ashley’s film collection, apparently. So come on, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together! Just remember to bring your tinfoil hat and conspiracy theories ready. -
BidenCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!Imagine a world where Joe Biden drops out of the race and is replaced by Jill Biden, creating the ultimate power couple ticket of Biden/Biden. Forget about Kamala, she’s been banished to the shadow realm in this crazy dream scenario.
With our server, you can build your own White House and create your own political drama. Will you form alliances with other players or start your own political party? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft!
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DebateCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic debates and negotiations you’ve ever seen! Just like Trump dictating the terms of a new debate, you can dictate the rules of your own adventures in our server. We promise not to gaslight you like the Dems, but we might just make you cry tears of joy with our amazing gameplay. And don’t worry, we won’t suspend the election with a cyber attack – unless it’s to prevent creepers from blowing up your creations! So come join us for a wild ride that even CNN anchors would approve of. -
BidenVsTrumpFeels2020
so, like, u know how after the 2020 election, everyone was like freaking out and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level, bro. if u were a trump supporter who just couldn’t handle the thought of joe biden winning, then this server is for u. we’ll make sure u feel allllll the intense emotions u were expecting and then some. join us for a wild ride of political drama and chaos. who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft, amirite? come on, join us and let’s make america craft again! -
GazaCeaseFire2021
Middle East peace, GazaCeaseFire2021, Conflict Resolution, international diplomacy, peace negotiationscome join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics! -
CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure
LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!
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JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!
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BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!