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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7117 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2322 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
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