🍆💦Jocksissies Minecraft Servers

TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

bad choices, Beginning, better world, Choosing, clutching at straws, comparison, Decision making, Dilemma, End.., good options, ideal, Minecraft, neither ideal, Options, people, Sentence, smp, Start, TheEndIsNear, thinking, two choices, worse choice, worse option

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Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

MineFitCraft

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Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and get ready to sweat it out in the virtual gym! Our virtual personal trainers will whip your pixelated body into shape with intense workouts like mining for diamonds and sprinting away from creepers. Say goodbye to that square shape and hello to those virtual abs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to flex those pixelated muscles!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, extremism, Foreign, global tensions, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge attack, security threat, targeted killings, Terrorism, violence

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is talking about it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!

KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

adminapproval, alliances, Applied, building, Community, Competition, Development, Discord, Europe, friendship, Gameofthrones, Honor, KingdomSMP, KingdomsSMP, Kings, launchdate, Memories, Minecraftserver, playergroups, PRETEND, QUEENS, Raids, serverlocation, smp, War, Whitelisted, Youre

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Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance.
Will there be PvP and combat?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms.
How many kingdoms will there be?	5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players.

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

alt women, Angry, attraction, conservative men, control, CraftyChick, desire, double standards, Ella Emhoff, empowerment, feminism, FEMINIST, free-spirited, liberal, liberal feminist, Minecraft, Misogyny, rural PA, Server, Sexuality, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

B1G, blocky, bug tracker, Builders, Compendium, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, New hero release, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, United, Updates, Wiki

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyAI Fun Land

ai, AI applications, AI for convenience, AI for entertainment, AI for everyday tasks, AI for fun, AI for hobbies, AI for home, AI for leisure, AI for personal tasks, AI for personal use, AI in daily life, AI in personal life, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyAI, Entertainment, Fun, home automation, Land, Personal Use, Smart Devices, virtual assistants

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Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have AI help you dominate in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the most advanced AI technology known to man (and creepers).

Join our server and watch as AI-controlled mobs do the most ridiculous dances while you try to mine for diamonds. Need help building a castle? Our AI architects will design the most extravagant structures you’ve ever seen (complete with secret passages and lava traps, of course).

But that’s not all! Our AI chatbot will keep you entertained with the most hilarious jokes and memes while you explore the vast world of our server. And if you ever get lost, just ask our AI navigation system for directions – it’s like having your own personal GPS in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before, thanks to our AI overlords. Who knew robots could be so fun?

NikCraft Minecraft Server

#AsukaShikinamiLangley, #CoopGatekeeper, #CostumePasses, #CurrentEvents, #DevelopersNote, #EvangelionCollab, #FullBurstDay, #GameDownload, #GeneralInfo, #MariMakinamiIllustrious, #MisatoKatsuragi, #NikkeGeneral, #ReiAyanami, #SimRoomOverclock, #SpecialRecruit, #UnionRaid, #UpcomingEvents, codes, FAQ, Minecraft, NikCraft, Server, soloraid, update

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than an Evangelion collab? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover event you never knew you needed! Join now for a chance to battle giant mechs while wearing cute summer outfits – it’s like a virtual anime convention, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include Union Raids, Solo Raids, and even a Sim Room Overclock season – because who needs reality when you can escape to a virtual world filled with endless possibilities?

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits – Asuka Shikinami Langley, Misato Katsuragi, Rei Ayanami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious are just a few of the iconic characters you can recruit to your team. Plus, we have costume passes that will make your character look so stylish, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code “TENHA” for exclusive rewards and a chance to win a virtual penguin pet! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us today and let the virtual adventures begin!

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	800287
Ores Mined:	6886	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4652	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	695335	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4070	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Crazy Jocksissies Minecraft Servers

TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

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MineFitCraft

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HaniyehsRevengeCraft

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KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyAI Fun Land

Stats November 22, 2024

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

Stats November 22, 2024

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3845
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	1391
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7456	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3844	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Towns Built:	8

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Items Found:	5279	Crops Grown:	9811
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0