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CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	5294	New Chunks Explored:	115421
Farms Harvested:	633	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3910	Dragon Eggs Found:	6366
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7378	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3938	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	726461	Buildings Constructed:	6

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1775	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631