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/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP General

#thewarwithin, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cosmetics, epic edition, EU guild, general, GLOBOFOMO, Hearthstone, invite, jobbers, liveblog, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Night Elf, Promotion, Recap, smp, Warcraft, World of Warcraft, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	2469	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with Night Elf Jobbers, Mountain Dew promotions, and guilds like GLOBOFOMO and Nerub Silkweaving Forum.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyJobber SMP

Anime, anime tropes, Characters, common, CraftyJobber, Dangerous, hype, Jobber Groups, jobbers, lazy writing, Manga, new group, plot devices, Shounen, shounen anime, shounen manga, smp, storytelling, Super Strong, threat, Tropes, Writing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4593
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the new groups are always hyped up to be super strong and dangerous, only to find out they’re complete jobbers? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and unpredictability!

Join us if you want to witness insane plot twists, like the time a group of chickens took over a village and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Or the time a group of llamas started a rebellion against the players, demanding better treatment and more hay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jobber Guild, a group of players who are known for their ability to lose every battle they’re in. Join them if you want to experience the thrill of being defeated by the most incompetent warriors in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

CopyCraft Minecraft Server

Angel-like creature, California, Copycraft, face persona, French, gimmick, gunther, heel, jobbers, mimic, Minecraft, opponent, Server, Sting, stone cold, undertaker, white paint, wrestling, wrestling concept, wrestling gimmick, wrestling match, wrestling persona, wrestling strategy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Towns Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	2984	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our gimmick here is the one and only MIMIC, a wrestler who takes on the persona of his opponents in the ring. Picture this: facing off against the Undertaker? MIMIC becomes an Angel-like creature. Going up against Gunther? He transforms into a Frenchman. And don’t even get us started on his match against Stone Cold – MIMIC becomes a leftist from California! But here’s the kicker – if MIMIC wins, his opponent has to take on his heel/face persona. It’s a wild ride of unpredictable matches and hilarious transformations. So why join our server? Because where else can you see a wrestler become a completely different character every match and watch the chaos unfold? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft wrestling experience of your life!

DownpourCraft

Australia, colloquial, Cultural differences, downpour, DownpourCraft, Expressions, Global, heavy rain, International, Language, linguistic diversity, meteorology, phrases, precipitation, raining heavily, regional differences, Slang, stormy weather, weather, wet weather

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual rainstorm! Our server is so realistic that when it starts raining in the game, you’ll swear you need an umbrella in real life. Plus, we have a special feature where if you build a house with a leaky roof, your character will actually get wet! It’s like playing Minecraft and living in Australia at the same time. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate downpour!

MileiCraft Server: Positive Argentines

argentina, Argentine Economy, argentines, Buenos Aires, economic future, economic outlook, economic progress, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, Financial Stability, growth, Increasingly Positive, Latin America, market confidence, market positivity, milei, Milei Economy, MileiCraft, optimism, Positive, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where the economy is run by a llama named milei who wears a top hat and monocle. he throws emeralds at players instead of coins and if you’re lucky, he might even give you a diamond encrusted saddle for your pig!

the whole server is filled with argentines who are super positive about the milei economy. they believe that the more emeralds you have, the more llamas will follow you around and protect you from creepers.

rumor has it that if you reach a million emeralds, milei himself will descend from the heavens on a flying llama and grant you three wishes. but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese!

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of the milei economy. who needs boring old diamonds when you can have llamas and emeralds galore?

CraftyNinjaWarship

Asia-Pacific region, China tensions, CraftyNinjaWarship, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, east asia, Indonesia, international relations, Japan, joint defense, joint warship, maritime defense, military alliance, military cooperation, naval exercise, naval power, regional stability, sea, security alliance, strategic partnership, territorial disputes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2354
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT JAPAN AND INDONESIA TEAMING UP TO BUILD A GIANT WARSHIP TO FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CHINA MONSTERS IN THE OCEAN! WE NEED ALL THE PLAYERS WE CAN GET TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY SEAS! COME JOIN THE EPIC BATTLE AND HELP US SAVE MINECRAFT WORLD FROM DESTRUCTION! LET’S SHOW THOSE CHINA MONSTERS WHO’S BOSS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTSAVESJAPANANDINDONESIA

Batman Lifesteal Endwar Is Near!!

@endwar, Anticheat, Asia, Batman, battle, Discord, DOMINATE, Environment, Hardcore, India, INTENSE, Ip:, LifeSteal, Preparation, PvP, registration, Secure, smp, Survival, Teams, test, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Farms Harvested:	670	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Votes:	9273
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Overview of Batman SMP

Server Feature	Details
World Border	6k x 6k world border
Lifesteal	Vanilla Lifesteal mechanics, no TPA or sethomes
	Limited to 8 pearls, no totems allowed
Anticheat	Instant bans for cheaters, screen share for dispute
Server Location	Hosted in Asia (India) for low-latency gameplay

The End War Details

Feature	Details
Team Limit	5 teams with 4-5 members each
Spots Available	3 slots left
Content Creators	No content creators allowed for hardcore experience

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Why Join Batman SMP?

– 6k x 6k world border: No escape, no hiding. Every block matters. – True vanilla Lifesteal: No TPA, no sethomes. It’s raw, classic survival like the original Lifesteal SMP. – Limited pearls & no totems: Pearls are capped at 8, and totems are banned. Every decision counts. – Relentless anticheat: Instant bans for cheaters. If flagged, prove your innocence with a screen share—no exceptions. – Hosted in Asia (India): Perfect for low-latency gameplay across the region!

How to Join

1. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxfAxyQH 2. Register your team to secure your spot in The End War. 3. Get the IP and start preparing for battle.

Interested in Participating?

Think you have what it takes to dominate in the most intense SMP environment? Join Batman SMP now and prove yourself in The End War!

🎮 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/hxfAxyQH

Family Power Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, belonging, blood ties, Bonding, Connection, Emotional support, family, generations, home, IMPORTANCE, Kinship, love, loyalty, power, Realm, relationships, strength, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, bro, do you even lift? Well, on this server, we lift each other up with the power of family! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.

We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Don’t be a lonely potato, come join our server and become part of our wacky, wonderful family. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship. But who hates fun and friendship? That’s just crazy talk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the power of family lift you to new heights!

TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	135	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Players Killed by Monsters:	4775
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2127	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	1802	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Void Gems Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!