UnemployedSteve in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Job Interview, Job Seeker, Jobless, unemployment

Are you tired of adulting and trying to find a job in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from responsibility! Join us and trade in your resume for a diamond pickaxe as you mine your way to success in our virtual world.

”’I need a break from my annoying roommate”’

Sick of your roommate eating all your snacks and leaving dirty dishes everywhere? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only annoying thing you’ll have to deal with is a creeper blowing up your house. Build your dream home far away from your roommate and live in peace (until they inevitably join the server too).

”’I want to become a Minecraft millionaire”’

Forget about making money in the real world, join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire! Mine for diamonds, trade with other players, and build the biggest mansion on the server. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

”’I need friends who understand my obsession with building pixel art”’

Tired of your friends not appreciating your pixel art creations? Join our Minecraft SMP and surround yourself with fellow builders who understand the importance of a well-crafted pixel art masterpiece. Show off your skills and collaborate on epic builds that will leave everyone in awe.

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Stone Knife Central

000-year-old, historical discovery, stone knives, ancient technology, ancient tools

OMG u guys, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got 80,000-year-old stone knives from South Arabia! U can use dem to slay zombies and build epic forts! Legend says if u find all da knives, u unlock secret powers like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands! Plus, we got a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle and conquer da land! So come join us and be part of dis epic adventure, cuz u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else!

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Waychest

region protection, gameplay mechanics, Minecraft, Exploration, public server

Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	Visit Website
Wiki	Visit Wiki
Version	1.21-1.21.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

What if every Minecraft world was a part of one big world?

What if other people are out there on their own journey, and our paths might cross?

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm. You (and friends) start your Journey on what appears to be a server all to yourself.

But as you explore, you will discover that you are not alone: custom items and blocks will guide you across the world to find what the people who came before you left behind. If you’re lucky, you might even run into your cohabitants in person.

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Feature Highlights

🌍 “Journey” System: You and anyone you choose are placed into your own “server”, called a Journey, with a random spawn point in one shared survival world.
🎁 Waychests: Special chests that act as beacons, reaching across the world to guide Journeys to find each other, and rewarding everyone who seeks them out.
🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame: Find ingredients to craft an Elytra that starts an in-world flying minigame.
💨 Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks.
🔐 Integrated Region Protection: Waychests that you place create an expandable area of protection for certain blocks and containers.
☀️ “Radiance”: Skip the night without skipping the night.
🗺️ Region Maps: Loot maps that generate pre-explored with the surrounding region.
🏆 Custom Advancements: Every custom mechanic has an associated advancement.
💸 No Monetization: There are no premium perks, donator tiers, or money accepted in any form.

Start your own Journey today at waychest.com, or read more about the server on the Wiki. Hope to see you soon!

Beta Crafters United 1.20.6

1.20.6, insult, alpha male, self worth, funny

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place!

We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).

So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!

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UnexpectedMC SMP

unexpected challenges, self reflection, life lessons, life journey, unexpected disappointments

Yo, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where the pigs are actually aliens in disguise and the chickens are secretly plotting to take over the world. It’s like a whole conspiracy theory up in here, man. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect us from their evil clucks.

And get this, the villagers are actually a secret society of master builders who can create epic structures in seconds. They’re like the Illuminati of Minecraft, I swear. Join our SMP and you’ll uncover all the hidden secrets of this crazy world.

Plus, we have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, your life will never be the same once you step foot in our pixelated paradise.

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CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?

russia, Conspiracy Theory, national security, foreign influence, speculation

Are you tired of pondering political conspiracy theories and just want to escape reality for a bit? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and build your very own wall to keep out any potential Russian assets (looking at you, Steve from down the block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential government surveillance. Who needs a tinfoil hat when you have a diamond helmet, am I right?

So come on down and join us for some blocky fun and questionable political discussions. Just remember, the creepers are watching…always watching.

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SpaceXCrashCraft Minecraft Server

space exploration, elon musk, agriculture, rocket launch, agricultural land

so, like, this farmer dude was just minding his own business, tending to his crops and whatnot, when outta nowhere a frickin’ rocket from spacex comes crashing down into his field. like, can you even imagine the chaos?! now he’s all like “i’m gonna sue you, elon musk!” and we’re just here like, why deal with that drama when you can join our minecraft server instead? we promise no rockets will be crashing into your virtual farm, just good times and epic builds. plus, who needs legal action when you can just mine for diamonds and chill with your virtual pals? come join us and leave the rocket drama behind, trust us, it’s outta this world!

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PutinCraft2020

Moscow, bilateral meeting, presidential visit, Visit, Diplomacy

so, like, imagine this: trump and putin are gonna meet up in moscow on may 9, right? but get this, they ain’t talkin’ politics, they’re playin’ minecraft together on this EPIC server! yep, you heard right, they’re gonna be buildin’ walls and makin’ deals in the virtual world.

join this server and maybe you’ll run into trump and putin, workin’ together to create the biggest, most luxurious minecraft castle you’ve ever seen. who knows, maybe they’ll even let you join in on the fun and help them out.

but be warned, this server is full of surprises and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. so come on, join us and be a part of this historic meeting of minds in the world of minecraft!

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BlockBuster Cancer Cure

drug development, Tumor Suppression, cure, Precision medicine, repurposing

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just mining and building and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! we have discovered a way to repurpose an fda-approved drug to target cancer stem cells in breast cancer. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more!

join our server and not only will u have a blast mining and crafting, but u will also be helping to fight cancer! every block u mine, every creeper u kill, is one step closer to finding a cure for breast cancer. plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep u on ur toes.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and help us save the world, one block at a time! who knew fighting cancer could be so much fun?

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Ordinary SMP

Minecraft Community Events PVP Builds Redstone Engineer Exploration Resource Pack Cosmetics Trophies Discord Nether City Cottage BlueMap AudioPlayer Simple VoiceChat Dragon Elytra Drops Custom Items, smp, ordinary

Overview

Name Ordinary SMP

Version 1.21.4

Features Vanilla, Whitelisted, Community-Focused, Grief Protection

Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more

FAQ

Why join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for an active and diverse player community, server-wide events, custom resource pack, and a high-quality whitelisted experience.

How to join?

You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

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Name	Ordinary SMP
Version	1.21.4
Features	Vanilla, Whitelisted, Community-Focused, Grief Protection
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more

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Server Information

What if every Minecraft world was a part of one big world?

What if other people are out there on their own journey, and our paths might cross?

Feature Highlights

Overview

FAQ

Why join Ordinary SMP?

How to join?