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But wait, there’s more! Come in for not one, not two, but THREE interviews before we maybe start you in a month if we need you. It’s like a game of job market musical chairs, but with more stress and less fun.

And if that’s not enough, we’ll hire you after a background and drug test that you’ll definitely pass because you’re a model citizen. Then we’ll ghost you for a few months before asking if you’re still interested in starting. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with less screaming and more confusion.

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