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KrautCraft – Awaiting Approval

Approval, awaiting, defense cooperation, european security, foreign policy, German government, German military aid, German-Ukrainian relations, international relations, KrautCraft, military aid approval, military aid decision, military aid package, military aid proposal, military assistance, military equipment, military support, military training, new list, security assistance, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like they’re the german military trying to invade ukraine. we’re just waiting for approval on our new list of aid, which includes diamond swords and enchanted armor. join us and be part of the most intense battle for survival you’ve ever seen in a blocky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

VanillaEvolved

bedrock, Community, crossplay, Game, Gaming, java, linux, Mac, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, ONLINE, PC, Play, PlayStation, Server, smp, Survival, Switch, VanillaEvolved, Xbox

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Farms Harvested:	847	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	5816	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
PMC	Planet Minecraft

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while Noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

Visit our website for an in-depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with minimal additions
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy gameplay
Friendly community
Unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
Freedom to play as you like within the rules

FAQs:

Q: How often do seasonal maps reset?

A: Seasonal maps reset every 6 months.

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

A: Yes, you can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

Q: Are there specific rules to follow on the server?

A: While we encourage freedom in gameplay, players must adhere to our server rules to maintain a positive community environment.

Neuro Sama’s Hive 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI understanding, chat entertainment, Clips, Educational, hive, LoRA, merch, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Samas, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	852	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s run by this crazy neural network called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018. But get this, she’s not just any AI, she’s a VTuber now! She sings, plays games, collabs with other VTubers, and goes on unhinged rants. Like, what more could you want in a server, right?

Plus, they got this subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC). And they got all these links to their Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website. And don’t even get me started on the music and clips they got – it’s wild!

And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, they got educational stuff too. Like, how does Neuro-sama know what to say? And if you wanna learn more about AI, they got you covered. And they even have merch, bro!

So, like, join this server and welcome our new AI overlord. It’s gonna be a trip, man. Trust me.

NoDadAllowedCraft

abusive father, domestic abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family healing, Family issues, family reconciliation, family relationships, family separation, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, father abandonment, father issues, father neglect, neglectful father, NoDadAllowedCraft, parental neglect

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and medical debts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your dream world! Our server is a safe haven away from abusive fathers and neglectful family members.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about therapy bills or financial struggles here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any disabled family members moving in without your consent.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

ViceCraft SMP

craving, desire, favorite indulgence, forbidden fruit, forbidden pleasure, guilty delight, guilty pleasure, hedonism, indulgence, Obsession, personal vice, secret indulgence, self-destructive behavior, Sin, sinful pleasure, smp, temptation, unhealthy habit, vice, ViceCraft, Weakness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy shenanigans and epic adventures. We have like, a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits our server at night and leaves behind rare enchanted items for us to find. It’s like a spooky ghost story come to life, but in Minecraft form. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle for our entertainment. It’s like a freaking fantasy novel, but with blocks and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world!

InstaCrisisCraft

Authenticity, being single, content creators, Digital Media, empowerment, Entertainment, influencers, InstaCrisisCraft, instagram, Lifestyle, mental health, middle age crisis, personal growth, professionally done videos, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, social media, societal pressures, trends

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of seeing all those perfect Instagram videos of people going through midlife crises and dealing with being single? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your own virtual paradise and forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Instagram when you can join our server and create your own epic saga of overcoming midlife crises and finding love in the world of blocks and creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

PastaCraft: Drone Drama!

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Drama, drone, drone attack, extradition, extradition treaty, global security, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, italy, Justice, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PastaCraft, soldiers, Surveillance, Terrorism, U.S

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	New Chunks Explored:	389221
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Potions Brewed:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	5536

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like the time we rode pigs off a cliff and survived with half a heart left!! we also have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and fight off evil mobs with our enchanted swords!! plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but don’t worry, he’s harmless (most of the time). so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!! you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by bob, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Ocean Thermal Energy & Carbon Capture Server

#sustainability, alternative energy, Capture, carbon, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, clean energy, climate change, climate solutions, CO2 storage, ENERGY, energy technology, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, Long-term impact, marine ecosystems, marine sediments, Ocean, ocean conservation, ocean thermal energy, OTEC, renewable energy, Server, Thermal

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1658
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we pair ocean thermal energy with carbon capture to store CO2 in marine sediments. we are basically saving the planet one block at a time, yo.

imagine mining diamonds while also saving the environment, talk about multitasking like a boss. plus, our server has the coolest underwater base you’ve ever seen, complete with a secret entrance guarded by a giant squid named squishy.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of a team of eco-warriors fighting against global warming and building the most epic structures ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and is actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and be a hero for the planet while having the time of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss.

Expanding Horizons SMP

building, Community, Coreprotect, Dynmap, elections, Expanding, Friendly, Hardware, Horizons, java, lag issues, Mayor, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Projects, proximity chat, Reset, simple voice chat, smp, Spawn, Speedrun, Timber, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, VIBES

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1200
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21.1 (soon to be updated to 1.21.4)
Active Members	27
Worldborder Size	Approximately 1000 blocks in each direction
Monthly Events	UHC matches, Mayor elections
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat, DynMap, Vanilla Tweaks, Custom Images, CoreProtect
Content Creation	Allowed but not required

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

You can apply by adding blessup100 on Discord and discussing further details there.

Is the server based in any specific region?

Mainly based in North America, with some players in Europe and Asia as well.

Are there any lag issues on the server?

No, the server runs on quality hardware with experienced staff ensuring smooth performance.

Dark Summoning Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, black magic, Dark, dark desires, dark desires fulfilled, dark forces, dark magic, demonic assistance, demonic intervention, devil worship, devil worshiping, evil deeds, evil intentions, forbidden desires, Occult practices, Realms, ritualistic rape, satanic pact, satanic rituals, satanic worship, SUMMONING, summoning demons, summoning evil spirits, summoning rituals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	8372
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Yo, bro, if you wanna summon some crazy demon to help you with your questionable activities, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the dark magic and twisted rituals you need to make your dreams come true. Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who will totally support your quest for debauchery. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!