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Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

autumn, Bootiful, candy, celebration, costumes, decorations, dress up, EXCITEMENT, Fun, ghostly vibes, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted house, Minecraft, October, Party, Pumpkins, Scary, Server, spooky, Spooky season, Trick or Treat, witches, yayoi

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6704	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

asian, Asian culture, Asian girls, Asian stereotypes, chuds, Cultural differences, dating preferences, Diversity, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, god’s decision, Interracial Relationships, Its…CraftyCodeQueens, Minecraft, Programmers, programming skills, racial biases, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tech industry, yt culture, yt girls

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8413
Ores Mined:	2138	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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135.148.134.42:27013

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

awkward conversations, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bodily functions, bodily noises, breaking wind, crude humor, embarrassing bodily functions, embarrassing moments, FARTING, flatulence, funny questions, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Joined, Minecraft, passing gas, personal hygiene, Server, social norms, taboo subjects, taboo topics, uncomfortable questions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9496

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

amogus, Conquer, construction, Emotecraft, Gaming, Hardware, Latest Versions, Minecraft, multi-threading, Plasmovoice, Players, Protection, Server, Skills, Take Over, zxccraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	New Chunks Explored:	110324
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Excellency, Italian, italian art, Italian beauty, italian craftsmanship, italian creativity, Italian Cuisine, Italian culture, italian design, italian excellence, Italian fashion, italian flair, Italian heritage, Italian history, italian innovation, italian luxury, italian passion, Italian pride, Italian style, italian tradition, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

boy bands, girl groups, Korean music, korean pop, Kpop, kpop albums, kpop artists, Kpop Concerts, kpop culture, kpop entertainment, kpop fandom, kpop fans, kpop groups, kpop idols, kpop industry, kpop merchandise, kpop news, kpop songs, kpop trends, Minecart, Minecraft, Music, secret, smp, society

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	167811	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

Adventure, bones, Character, costume, creepy, eerie, FANTASY, gameplay, Halloween, Horror, Minecraft, Monster, October, role playing, role playing games, Scary, Server, skeleton, Skelly, spooky, Trick or Treat, Undead, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, applause-worthy, big, Big T, captivating audience, charisma, consistent success, crowd favorite, crowd pleaser, Entertainment, Epic, fan favorite, Impressive.., Minecraft, Performance, showmanship, skillful, smp, spectacular show, stage presence, standing ovation, talent, top performer, Unbeatable, winning streak

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!