Joannie Burstein Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Racists

colorism, complexion, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Individuality, Melanin, personal growth, pixelated, prejudice, Race, Racists, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-perception, skin color, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	8603
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!

ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8635
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!

Angry Osaka’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!

Crafty LOLz Server 😛

Crafty, lolz, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7811
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the diamonds are as plentiful as creepers in the night! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a dragon or two!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players who are always willing to lend a hand or team up for an epic quest. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

HazelGoldHoneyCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	292500
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

PurrCraft: Meow <3

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	7261
Zombie Dances:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our purrfectly Meow <3 Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you read that right. Cats playing Minecraft. Need I say more?

– We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. But beware, the walls are lined with scratching posts and the floor is covered in catnip. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

– Our server is home to the legendary Meow <3 Mountain, where players can climb to the top and be greeted by a majestic view of a giant yarn ball rolling through the sky. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Meow <3 Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most feline-filled adventure of your life!

PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Creepers Chatroulette – Where the mobs are friendlier than strangers!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!

Join us for insane quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those awkward moments. Our server is filled with unbelievable surprises around every corner – just like the time that filipino girl caught you in the act!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just laugh and keep the fun going. So why live a boring life when you can join our hilarious Minecraft server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next awkward encounter)?

Come join us today and let the laughs begin!