Jo Blankenburg Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4625	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	679	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	5315
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Crops Grown:	6767	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	1894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Items Found:	4444

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Towns Built:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	8588	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!