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CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

StepsonOutMinecraftServer

aita, brother, CAR, Cats, Communication, Condo, decision, Disrespect, estranged, family, ghosting, Houston, Job, Petty, Pregnant, rental, sisters, stepdad, stepson, StepsonOutMinecraftServer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	188

Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

MomlessCraft

acceptance, best friends, Boundaries, child care, Complications, Delusional, Friends, gay father, Grief, Harassment, LGBTQ, Loss, MomlessCraft, new mom, parenting, platonic relationship, rejection, single father, social media, Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

SongSMP: ListenOnce

classic songs, emotional songs, Heartfelt ballads, iconic tracks, Inspirational songs, Life-changing music, ListenOnce, Melancholic Melodies, memorable tunes, Moving compositions, Music, musical inspiration, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, Powerful lyrics, Song of a lifetime., Song recommendation, SongSMP, Soul-stirring melodies, Soulful Music, timeless music, Unforgettable songs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6767	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBabesOnly

advice, attraction, BlockyBabesOnly, Boundaries, Communication, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, feelings, Friend, Girlfriend, Honesty, hot, Jealousy, loyalty, opinion, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, tact, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward questions like these! Our server is so lit that you won’t even have time to think about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape reality with us!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

economic analysis, economic data, economic growth, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, fiscal policy, GDP growth, Government, government spending, inflation, inflation rate, Minecraft, monetary policy, Q2, russia, Russian economy, Server, slowdown, SovietCraft, state spending

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4883
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!

GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

airstrikes, civilian casualties, command room, Conflict, foreign policy, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, House, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, palestinian civilians, political tension, SCHOOLs, Sheltering, terror operatives, united states, violence, War, White, White House, Worried

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, even the white house is talkin bout it!!! they’re like “omg so concerned about civilian casualties” but like, who cares when u can play on this server??

so get this, there’s this crazy story goin round that the IDF blew up a command room in a school where palestinian civilians were hiding. like wtf?? but don’t worry, that’s just in the game, not real life. so come join us and have a blast blowin stuff up and building crazy stuff!!

seriously, this server is so epic, even the white house can’t stop talkin bout it. so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have some fun!! 🤣🤣🤣

FrickinCrafters

Blue, cartoon, Characters, Communication, comparison, Creatures, Cursing, FANTASY, fictional, FrickinCrafters, funny, humans, humor, Labels, Language, names, pop culture, smurfs, society, swearing, tv show

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2885
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis server!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

if u join now, u can ride on a dragon and battle a giant chicken boss for a chance to win a golden toilet seat!

so what u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! just remember, if u ain’t building, u ain’t living!

CrocCraft: Enalioetes Edition

CrocCraft, Early Cretaceous epoch, Edition, Enalioetes, Enalioetes schroederi, metriorhynchid crocodylomorph, new genus, north-western Germany, Palaeontologists, species, Stadthagen Formation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP FAM! WE GOT A NEW MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OUR SERVER IS SO DOPE THAT EVEN PALAEONTOLOGISTS ARE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT!

WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥