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RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

anger, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Childhood, Classroom, discipline, education, Frustration, grudge, injustice, long-lasting impact, Memories, punishment, Ragecraft, Resentment, rules, School, smp, Teacher, TeachRage, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchantments Applied:	104
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

CraftyThankfulLand

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, CraftyThankfulLand, family, Friends, Generosity, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Kindness, Life, love, mindfulness, opportunities, positivity, Reflection, relationships, success, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

HamasTunnelParty

border, Conflict, Defense, discovery, Excavation, excavation route., gaza, Hamas tunnels, HamasTunnelParty, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, Philadelphi Corridor, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat, Underground

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	4594
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	2321	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

Breakfast, breakfast choices, breakfast habits, breakfast options, buttered toast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, consumer preferences, consumer trends, convenience, convenience foods, dietary habits, eating habits, Food, Food Industry, Marketing, mealtime, morning routine, Needed, nutrition, product development, toast

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

adolescent health, alcohol abuse, co-occurring disorders, dependence, depression, drug abuse, Edition, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, research study, risk factors, self harm, sleep disorders, sleep problems, SleepyCraft, substance abuse, suicidal, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, teens, youth mental health

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

OneeCraft Minecraft Server

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, novel recommendations, OneeCraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	4159	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5427
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

488835274, API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dg, Diamond, DIGGERS, dim, Dps, Guide, Minecraft, News, Players, PressKits, Resources, smp, spreadsheets, Stats, Survival, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.0.8

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	2651	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

MoveCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Movecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9166	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

NinjaWidowCraft

aita, culture, custody, DAUGHTER, death, family, Grief, Guilt, home, husband, Japan, legal action, long distance communication, Loss, Moving, NinjaWidowCraft, parents, Sadness, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	230	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

BlockyMemories

9/11, BlockyMemories, collective memory, cultural memory, devastating moment, emotional impact, historical event, historical marker, historical tragedy, impactful event, memorial, national disaster, national mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, shared experience, significant loss, solemn occasion, Tragedy, tragic event, unforgettable moment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!