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Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

A, adoration, bow, Bow Down., deity, deity worship, devotion, divine worship, GOD, god worship, homage, idolatry, Minecraft, new god, obeisance, praise, religious worship, reverence, smp, spiritual devotion, Submission, SUPPLICATION, veneration, Worship

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8503
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	2771

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6963
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	124	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mines Excavated:	3575
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Votes:	3894	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	879

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5148	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!