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HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Potions Brewed:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	174
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	299	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Animals Bred:	198

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.