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Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	2419
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ores Mined:	2889
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	61286	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?

LilacMC Towny

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Learn more about LilacMC by visiting our website or you can go ahead and join our Discord server for more information!

Latest update: Mob Arena

Website: https://lilacmc.net Discord: discord.gg/7TVsdEZwdQ

play.lilacmc.net

HearthCraft

Active, Auctions, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Resets, ONLINE, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protection, Resources, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Animals Bred:	64	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together.

Features	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. No pay-to-win paid perks Resource worlds (resets monthly) Live map available Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech Pet system Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy Land claiming Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc. Marriage plugin /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with various categories

Features

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds (resets monthly)
Live map available
Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech
Pet system
Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy
Land claiming
Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc.
Marriage plugin
/wild (random teleport) command
Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details	Server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Uses Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback Difficulty set to Hard Main world size is 90,000 * 90,000 No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, etc.

Useful Links	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions	1. Can I grief other players on the server? No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited. 2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage? No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase. 3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world? No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is. 4. How can I claim land on the server? You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land. 5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms? No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players on the server?

No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited.

2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage?

No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase.

3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is.

4. How can I claim land on the server?

You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land.

5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms?

No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

Zenith ShotaCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Balls, Censorship, children, controversial, cultural norms, double standards, Ethics, japanese tv, Loli, Media, penis, Protection, pussy, regulations, shota, ShotaCraft, societal values, taboo, television, Uncensored, zenith

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in your sad, pathetic life! Imagine a world where shota penises and balls roam free, but loli pussies are banned – just like Japanese TV! It’s a twisted universe where the rules make absolutely no sense, just like your ex-girlfriend’s taste in men. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before!

CraftyHub – No Straight Answers

answers, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHub, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Listening, Marriage, non-verbal cues, Open-mindedness, passive aggressive, passive communication, perspective, perspective-taking, relationships, Respect, Straight.., Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give non-answers, we give answers that will leave you questioning your existence! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next.

Do you want a server where butter and honey on your toast is just the beginning? Well, here you can have butter, jam, and even a side of chaos! Our server is like a movie night that never ends, with twists and turns at every corner.

Forget about bills and responsibilities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the insanity. Did you talk to X about Y? Well, X might not have called you yet, but they’ll definitely be calling you on our server to join in on the fun.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, non-answers are the new norm, and overreacting is just a way of life. Embrace the chaos and join us today for an experience like no other!

NoobzNotAllowed

Awareness, common misconceptions, critical thinking, crucial details, education, essential information, general knowledge, hidden truths, ignorance, important facts, knowledge gap, lack of awareness, Misinformation, NoobzNotAllowed, overlooked facts, overlooked information, overlooked knowledge, societal ignorance, societal issues, underestimation, uninformed population

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture! Yes, you heard that right. These chickens have built the most epic structures you’ve ever seen, from giant chicken coops to skyscraper-sized nests. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to be initiated into their feathered fold and learn their ancient chicken building techniques.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pigs who have formed their own piggy mafia. They roam the land, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re not all bad. If you can prove your worth to them, they might just let you join their ranks and become a part of their bacon-loving brotherhood.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of this wacky world where chickens rule and pigs drool. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!

BlockPartyBerlin

anti-racism, asylum seekers, berlin, BlockPartyBerlin, civil rights, demonstration, Diversity, equality, freedom of movement, germany, global citizenship, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, migrants, Multiculturalism, political activism, protest, Refugees, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7182	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	72	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like da biggest party in berlin but in virtual block form. we got tens of thousands of players protesting against boring servers with lame immigration rules. come join da fun and build ur own crazy world where everyone is welcome, even if u come from a different block. let’s show dem haters how to party in style, block style. come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.