Jitsuryokusha Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SteamyShameCraft

chain, Clever, Creative, different, Dining, fast food, Food, funny, humor, menu, play on words, Popular, Restaurant, SHAKE, shame, steak, Steam, SteamyShameCraft, Swap, Unique, wordplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Farms Harvested:	284
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop golden apples and the creepers wear top hats. we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. the pigs can fly and the chickens can do backflips.

we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out diamonds every hour. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the hidden rainbow sheep.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with infinite luck and your enemies will be turned into harmless bunnies. the sun sets in the east and rises in the west because why not?

come join the madness and chaos of our minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, keep mining and crafting, my friends.

BaconBlockerCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	3197	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if u do, u gonna prevent like 350,000 cases of diabetes, 92,500 heart thingy cases, and 53,300 butt cancer cases! like, dat’s a lotta peeps bein saved just by playin Minecraft, can u believe dat? so come join us and save da world, one block at a time!

MineCrafty Madness Server

addiction recovery, coping mechanisms, DDADDICTION, Emotional healing, empowerment, first chapter, healing journey, I can fix her, inspirational stories, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, minecrafty, overcoming challenges, personal growth, self help, self improvement, self-care, series, Server, support system, Therapy, Trauma recovery

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	63	Enchantments Applied:	240
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	162
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on a journey through the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have even tamed dragons and ridden them into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on jukeboxes.

But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of diamond blocks, or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft server. Remember, anything can happen in the world of blocks!

Crafty Saar’s Minecraft Server

beginner programmer, coding, coding practice, computer science, Crafty, education, hello, how are you, Java basics, java programming, Java tutorials, learning Java, Minecraft, online learning, programming, Programming Languages, Saar, saars, Server, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Today

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually trained the villagers to do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just ask a villager and they’ll get to work.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Art inspiration, cash value, collectible item, decision, disagreement, emotional value, financial emergency, gift, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, Possession, selfish, SELLING, sentimental attachment, sentimental value, Server, sharing, sibling, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of sharing your precious Minecraft diamonds with your sibling? Join our server where we guarantee no one will try to sell your hard-earned loot for a quick cash grab!

Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a strict no-selling policy when it comes to shared items, so you can rest easy knowing your treasures are safe with us.

Don’t let your sibling’s greed get in the way of your gaming experience. Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs money when you have diamonds, right?

CoverPageCapers

academic integrity, Accountability, Assignment, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, CoverPageCapers, Decision making, group dynamics, group project, group work, ownership, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, Student Life, teamwork, Trust, unfair treatment, university experience

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3079	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	309890
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world of our Minecraft server, building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and just living your best blocky life. But then, disaster strikes – you get hit by a virtual car and end up in a virtual hospital with a broken wrist and a virtual concussion. Tragic, right?

But fear not, because on our server, we understand the struggles of real life interfering with your gaming time. We’ve got your back, even if your group project members don’t. Join us and experience the ultimate virtual escapism, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and slaying dragons.

And hey, if your group project members try to pull a sneaky move like removing your name from the cover page, don’t worry. We’ve got your back. On our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny. You can remove their access to the document, put your name back on the cover page, and submit the assignment yourself. Take that, group project drama!

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show those group project slackers who’s boss. Who knew virtual revenge could be so satisfying?

FiredCraft: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, FiredCraft, human Resources, job loss, job performance, job probation, job probation period, job probation process, job security, Job Termination, new coworker, Newbies, probation period., quick termination, termination procedure, termination process, termination reasons, work ethics, Workplace

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	97	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper exploding in your face on our Minecraft server? Our server is so fast-paced that even newbies can’t keep up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting fired faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, we have a secret underground lava pit where we sacrifice newbies who can’t handle the heat. So come join us if you dare, but be prepared to get fired faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

FarRightFrenzy Minecraft Server

Campaign, Deadlock, Democracy, election results, Emmanuel Macron, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRightFrenzy, French election, French government, French politics, French society, French voters, Le Pen, Macron, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, nationalism, political parties, Politics, Server, Voting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the far right is trying to win the french election but there’s a deadlock and chaos everywhere! build your own crazy political party and fight for power in a world where anything can happen. who will come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!

ScotCraft PrimeMiner

British Prime Minister, First Visit, Government, labour party, leadership, opposition leader, political campaign, political event, political leader, Political Visit, Politics, prime minister, PrimeMiner, scotcraft, scotland, Scotland Prime Minister, Scotland Trip, Scotland Visit, Starmer, uk, UK politics, Visit

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mines Excavated:	1289	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2932	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpHatCraft

baby bump, BabyBumpHatCraft, BIZARRE, EXPECTING, funny, HAT, humor, maternal bond, maternity, maternity fashion, mother-to-be, Motherhood, motherly love, parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, strange experiences, surreal, unborn child, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Emeralds Found:	9858
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive while wearing your unborn child as a hat! Trust me, it’s the latest fashion trend in the Minecraft world. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!