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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

OUTER GODS, INBRED BABIES, HIV positive, BIG SERPANT, Divorce

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

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CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

new moves, UE5 engine, Single player, mvsg, pve mode

Are you ready to enter a world where Joker, Jason, Banana Guard, and Agent Smith team up to fight against evil forces in an epic platform fighter game? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the chaos and madness of MultiVersus like never before!

With new characters, stages, moves, and even a universal parry technique, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you battle your way to victory. And don’t forget about the new PvE mode, where you can team up with your friends to take down hordes of enemies in a thrilling adventure.

But that’s not all – we’ve also upgraded to the Unreal Engine 5 and implemented rollback netcode for a smoother gaming experience. And if you’re feeling fancy, you can even earn Gleamium through in-game means, so you can deck out your character in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest crossover event in gaming history. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you in the world of MultiVersus!

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Tiny Dream Isles 1.20.2

Piccolina, superior genetics, Dna, European heritage, genetic testing

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Like, have you ever wondered if your Minecraft skills are all thanks to your superior European genetics? Well, guess what, on this server, we believe that’s totally true! Join us and unleash your inner Viking warrior as you conquer pixelated lands with your epic DNA powers!

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question your existence? Well, on this server, we’ll make you question reality itself! Dive into a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are your best friends! Who needs logic when you have a server this insane?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and get a free llama with every login! That’s right, a freaking llama! Ride into battle on your trusty steed and show those noobs who’s boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the weirdest, wildest Minecraft server around. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

Driving, LEAVING, Apology, Server, peer pressure

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people don’t appreciate Led Zeppelin shirts? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player in a Led Zeppelin shirt appears. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s the guy from the gas station! Will you apologize for your friend’s spit or will you face the consequences of being labeled a “fake friend”?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From unexpected alliances to epic battles, you never know what will happen next.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. And remember, always stand up for yourself – even if it means facing a spit attack from a stranger at a gas station.

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DadCraftBackupNeeded

Support, Fatherhood, Boundaries, Communication, CoParenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters in your closet while trying to take care of your newborn baby.

Just like our player (let’s call him Daddy), you’ll have to navigate through the challenges of being a magical parent who can make monsters disappear with just a wave of your hand. And if your kids (like Alice) demand to be carried everywhere, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of virtual rocking chairs for you to rock them to sleep in.

But beware, not everyone will understand the complexities of parenting in Minecraft. Just like Daddy’s wife, who thinks you should just handle it yourself and not make a fuss. But here, we support each other in our parenting adventures, no matter how crazy they may seem.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a toddler throwing a tantrum. And remember, in this world, AITA for asking for backup is never a question – it’s a way of life.

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PixelPetro Politics

immediate action, Energy Sector, environmental impact, millions, SPENDING

so, like, u wanna join dis sick Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, like, u won’t believe da crazy stuff dat goes down here.

first of all, we got, like, secret underground bases where u can hide from da creepers and build ur own little paradise. but watch out, cuz sometimes da mods like to prank u by spawning a bunch of zombies in ur house. it’s all in good fun, tho.

and, get dis, we got, like, a whole city made out of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS. u can, like, trade with other players for rare items or just show off ur bling. it’s, like, da fanciest place in all of Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty intense, but don’t worry, we got, like, fireproof minecarts for safety. it’s a thrill ride like no other.

so, if u wanna join a server where u can have da time of ur life and, like, never get bored, then u gotta check out dis place. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dat sneaky Ender Dragon, he’s a real troublemaker.

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BMC Minecraft server

Modded, Bmc, rules, Join, Friend

Welcome to our Minecraft Fabric Server!

Server Overview:

Server Type Fabric

Players Needed 1-2

Discord Server Join our Discord Server

Rules No griefing, immediate ban for violators

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get the server ID.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: We are looking for 1-2 more players to join.

Q: Are there any specific mods or plugins on the server?

A: We are running a Fabric server, so you can use Fabric mods.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Immediate ban and account reporting will be implemented for violators.

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Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.3

vtai, SDG, prompting, models, civitai

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a world of pure chaos and madness. We got mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and confusion. Join us if you dare to enter a realm where the laws of reality are just a suggestion. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just hop on this wild ride and let’s see where it takes you!

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GiftsGalore Minecraft Server

Links, Server, long distance, christmas, acknowledge

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the holiday gift-giving drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any pressure to constantly thank your friends for their questionable gifts!

Join us and leave the stress of unwanted guided journals behind. Build a virtual world where you never have to worry about awkward gift exchanges again. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of receiving gifts you’ll never use.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be thanking us for is the endless fun and laughter you’ll experience!

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RoomieRageCraft

roommate problems, disrespectful roommate, roommate conflict, RoomieRageCraft, roommate agreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and live in peace and harmony with fellow players! Join us and build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests moving in without your consent.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with roommates who bring their loud and messy partners into your space, rent-free! Say goodbye to sharing bathrooms with inconsiderate individuals and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy your virtual surroundings.

Don’t let toxic roommates ruin your gaming experience – join our server and create a new life where you can thrive without any drama. Build your own paradise and leave all the real-life roommate troubles behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Server Type	Fabric
Players Needed	1-2
Discord Server	Join our Discord Server
Rules	No griefing, immediate ban for violators

Jinkies

Welcome to our Minecraft Fabric Server!

Server Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

Q: Are there any specific mods or plugins on the server?

Q: What happens if I break the rules?