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CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

Assassination, Checking, Conflict, defense forces, Edition, gaza, Hamas Leader, intelligence, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Operation, Possibility, PvP, SECURITY, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	9453	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

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BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	695	Ores Mined:	1838
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	228
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	178	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!