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Brazilian Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Brazil, Brazilian, brics, BRICS support, Citizens, competitive spirit, football, global politics, Incompetence, internet activism, internet shilling, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, nationalistic behavior, Party, pride, sense of incompetence, sense of nationalism, sense of pride, sense of underestimation, Server, underestimation, West

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we invite players from Brazil not because they’re helpful, but because their citizens will flood the internet with BRICS propaganda out of pure nationalism! And let’s not forget, they’ll make us look so incompetent that the western players will underestimate us completely. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and unexpected alliances, where even the most absurd strategies can lead to victory! Who needs football skills when you have Minecraft mastery? Let’s show the world what we’re made of, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, dedicated threads, deoxys, female pokemon, gardevoir, human-pokemon, Indeedee, leaked stories, life alongside wife., Lopunny, Lycanroc, male humans, manaphy, Meowstic, Minecraft, ninetales, Noivern, on-model autists, pocket campfire, pokemon, pokephiles, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, raikou, real sexual contact, Salazzle, Sandslash, sealed fate edition, sex fantasies, sexual fantasies, short VN, smp, solo female pokemon, spt, straight pokephilia, Straight.., Thread, various works archive, Vulpix, Wife, Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	185
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3404
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

AtlanticMC Network

AtlanticMC Network, Cobblemon, Minecraft, Modality, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2964	Star Shards Collected:	216
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ores Mined:	9450
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Minecraft server with multiple modalities like Cobblemon and soon we will open new unique modalities.

It would help us a lot if you connect to the server to test our modalities

atlanticmc.club

Rejected Minecraft Server

arguments, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, denial, Disappointment, Drama, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, lady, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, REJECTED, rejection, rejection reasons, relationships, self worth, Server, trish

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being rejected like poor Lady and Trish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting turned down again because our community is full of supportive and loving players who will always have your back. Plus, rumor has it that Lady and Trish actually rejected him because he didn’t join our server – true story! So don’t make the same mistake, join us now and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and adventures!

Banned for Saying Mark on Minecraft SMP

bannable offense, banned, Board, community guidelines, cyberbullying, digital interactions, disrespectful behavior., forum, inappropriate language, internet, MARK, Minecraft, Moderation, online communication, online etiquette, online forums, Online platforms, rules, smp, social media, Spamming, trolling, user behavior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	805448
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We take our rules very seriously here, especially when it comes to the name “Mark.” If you dare utter that forbidden word, you’ll be swiftly banned faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But don’t worry, getting banned is just the beginning of the fun on this server. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that leads straight to the Nether, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us if you dare, but remember, one wrong move and you might just find yourself facing off against the dreaded Mark Police. Good luck surviving in this wild and wacky world!

Survival | Minekrust

Adventure, Box, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Future, Minigames, Modality, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	131
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

A server with a world of adventures where there is always something new that motivates you to play, Future modality expected and liked by many “BoxPvP”

minekrust.lat:25619

The West Has Fallen Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

The west has fallen, millions must now turn to our epic Minecraft server for salvation! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server once defeated a horde of creepers by throwing enchanted diamond pickaxes at them while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Giant. Chickens. And if that doesn’t convince you to join, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. So come join us and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmsd.vanillaboxmc.ru

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, character analysis, Character Overviews, Combos, Competitive Gaming, fighting games, Fundamentals guide, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, MOVESETS.., notation, Server, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, Tekken players, terminology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5434	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Glicko2 ratings, Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos and moves for each character, and even a fundamentals guide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.