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PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

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hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mines Excavated:	1550	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Zombie Dances:	6

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5772	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Potions Brewed:	98	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1221
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9619
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	737924	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

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