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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8014
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7365	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	5804
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crops Grown:	2722	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Alpine Pixelmon

Adventure, Alpine Pixelmon, Cities, Competitive Playerbase, Custom Storyline, Economy, Exploration, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Regional forms, Repeatable Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Region

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	7

play.alpixelmon.com