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PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	7537
Magic Items Found:	6307	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	7340
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	5091	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6504
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4549	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	790473
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.

NEW ERA

Adventure, building, Community, contributors, Discord, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Gaming, growth, Launch, Minecraft, new era, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Support, Survival, Survival Games, TEAM, TheEzeYT, Unique

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to NewEra!

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

play.nuevaera.xyz:19218