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BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7357
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	1368
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	230635	Potions Brewed:	33

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	398250
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6406	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3807	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4165
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2694
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.