we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.
come build yo dream castle and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make u feel like a god.
join now and be part of da craziest minecraft community on da block. who needs reality when u got a server like dis? let’s get crafty, baby!
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where kosher pickles and borscht are the currency, and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of bagel-making and squat dancing. Build your own Matryoshka doll house, explore the bustling streets of Minecraft NYC filled with kosher delis and Slavic dance clubs.
So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gefilte fish).
Imagine a Minecraft world where the future belongs to Russia, where civilization will thrive for centuries to come. Join us now and be a part of this epic journey towards a brighter, non-Western future. Say goodbye to the evil White Man and White Woman and embrace a new era of diversity and unity.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly revolutionary. Join our server today and experience a world where kindness and hard work reign supreme. Trust us, everything we’ve said is true – just ask anyone who’s ever dealt with a horrible white person. Let’s build a better, brighter future together in the world of Minecraft!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, who grants wishes to all who find him. But beware, he has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players!
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, who will only reveal itself to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that riding the Unicorn Horse will grant you unlimited diamonds for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Description |
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| FRESH WIPE 26 HOURS OLD – Looking for a fun modded server? Well Game of thrones/ medieval smp well my server is the one for you we have plenty of mods that allow you too create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members, currently we have over 15 in our community today! The mod pack is ready and available to play, the server is up. Enjoy! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How old is the server? | The server is a fresh wipe and is only 26 hours old. |
| How many mods are available on the server? | There are plenty of mods that allow you to create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members. |
| How many members are currently in the community? | There are over 15 members in our community today. |
| Is the mod pack ready to play? | Yes, the mod pack is ready and available to play on the server. |
| How can I join the Discord server? | You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link above. |
| What is the server IP? | The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565. |
Imagine the power and glory of being the sole ruler of your Minecraft kingdom. You can decorate however you want, build whatever you please, and never have to compromise with anyone else. It’s the ultimate freedom in the world of blocks and pixels.
So come on down to our server and claim your rightful place as the one true homeowner. Your partner may call you unfair, but we call you the master of your domain. Join now and start building your dream home, all in your name only!
Our server is like a family trip gone wrong, with more drama than an episode of Real Housewives. Just like the OP’s son and his fiancée, you never know who might suddenly change their mind about letting you join in on the fun.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual couches and bunk beds for you to crash on if things get too heated. And if you ever feel like you’re being excluded, just book a virtual hotel room 15 blocks away and let the drama unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family vacation with 30 people, join us now! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome.
And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!
join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
our server is so lit that even AI enabled wearable cameras are detecting clinical medication errors while u play! like, how insane is that?? u never know what kind of wacky adventures u might stumble upon in our world.
so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have a blast together!! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #crazycameras #medicationerrorsdetected
| Server Information | |
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| Server Type | Semi Vanilla SMP |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Game Mode | Hard Survival |
| Features | Raiding & PVP friendly, Head drops enabled |
| Server Details | |
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| Server I.P. | melonsurvival.minecraft.best |
| Discord | discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE |
A: The server is a Semi Vanilla SMP server with hard survival mode.
A: The server is raiding and PVP friendly with head drops enabled.
A: The only disabled feature is Phantoms. Everything else is enabled.
A: No, hacks and griefing are not allowed. Owners and Admins are also not permitted to raid.
A: You can use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default.
A: You can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We recommend building outside of this range to avoid easy raids.
A: The world border is set to 100k.
Join us if you want to experience the linguistic rollercoaster of Slavic languages that sound like castrated versions of Russian. We drop entire syllables like they’re hot potatoes and deform words like it’s nobody’s business.
Forget the boring servers, come to ours where we say ‘kotoryj’ while Poles are out here saying ‘ktory’. It’s a cultural and linguistic journey that’ll have you questioning reality faster than you can say ‘schastije’. Don’t miss out, join now!