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Malky’s Minecraft Madness

Abuse, Article, Daily Mail, Divorce, End.., force, Friends, husband, Jewish, madness, Malky Berkowitz, Malkys, Marriage, Minecraft, News, Orthodox, papers, protest, sex strike, SIGNING, solidarity, Wolf, Women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.

Blocky Jewels

BELIEF, blocky, celebration, Community, culture, FAITH, faith-based, heritage, History, Identity, Jewels, Jewish, Jews, jews rock, Music, pride, Religion, Rock, Rock Music, solidarity, SPIRITUAL, tradition, Unity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2089
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KosherCraft: Where ‘Radio’ and the team unite!

Ben Shapiro, chain-link fence, college football, Experience, Goyim, hilarious story, Jewish, KosherCraft, Notre Dame, orthodox jew, Practice, Radio, Rudy, Sam Salz, sec, shabbat, TEAM, Texas A&M, unite, walk-on, yarmulke

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	6022
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	2412	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Crafting Chaos: The Mystery of Jewish Minecraft Murders

antisemitism, Chaos, chosen people, conspiracy theories, Crafting, discrimination, extremism, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, ignorance, intolerance, Jewish, Jews, killing, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Murders, Mystery, persecution, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Religion, Stereotypes, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	5630	Ores Mined:	9111
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle of Jews fighting against their own chosen people! That’s right, it’s a showdown like no other as they duke it out in epic PvP battles for ultimate supremacy. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even pick a side in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft madness!

HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

anti-Semitic, BELIEF, Christianity, Conspiracy, controversial, Cross, cuck, historical, Holycraft, Jesus, Jewish, Kike, lmao, Mother, offensive, psyop, Religion, roman empire, Roman soldier, ROMANS, satire, Virginia, whore

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mines Excavated:	3640	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BritsCraft

advice, Beliefs, Brit, BritsCraft, Community, culture, discussion, Edition, FAITH, guidance, Jewish, leadership, learning, Mentorship, Rabbi, Religion, spirituality, Support, Teachings, tradition, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most enlightening gameplay ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and sought advice from a wise rabbit named Rabbi. The Rabbi gave them the most epic advice on how to build the most legendary castle in all of Minecraft. And guess what? That player’s castle became so awesome that it was featured in Minecraft Monthly magazine!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in dance parties with pigs and llamas, go on treasure hunts with parrots, and even ride on the backs of dragons!

So come join us on this magical Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

antichrist, Antichrists, Apocalypse, Begins.., biblical prophecy, Crafty, CREEPERS, end times, Escape, Eschatology, iran, Jewish, Jewish community, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Plan, Prophecy, religious beliefs, religious conflict, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious migration, religious persecution, religious prophecy, religious tolerance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

antisemitism, Bigotry, bros, discrimination, hate, History, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Kike, LAUGHING, LolCraft, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, US

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6906
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Your Jewish Friends Can Mine in Peace!

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Community, Connections, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural exchange, Diversity, Empathy, Friend, Friends, friendship, Jewish, Multiculturalism, Peace, personal experience, Real Life, relationships, Religion, shared experiences, Social Interaction, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Items Found:	2426
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Have you ever had a Jewish friend in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of Jewish villagers who are always throwing the best bagel parties! Join us for a chance to trade with them and learn about their culture while building your own epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret synagogue hidden deep underground where you can mine for diamonds while listening to klezmer music. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our server now!

CraftyRichPlayz

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

belief systems, Beliefs, Communication, compatibility, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, ConspiracyCraft, Dating success, emotional connection, interpersonal connections, love, partner compatibility, personal relationships, psychological impact, relationship satisfaction, relationships, romantic compatibility, romantic relationships, shared beliefs, skepticism, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, DeadCoins, Deadtime, Enchanting, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server mechanics, Unique TNT, Unique Totem Enchantment System, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

christ.deadtime.site

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

#youtube, aljazeera, BBC, BREAKING, cnn, controversy, expose, international news, Journalism, mainstream media, Media bias, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, News, news coverage, Palestinian genocide, political agenda, pro-Israel bias, Propaganda, Server, SUICIDE WATCH, Truth, Video, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

2024.., Conspiracy, control, corrupt, covert operation, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, election, fraud, Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Political, power grab, Rig, sabotage, scandal, scheme, smp, Storm, strategy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	315	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

BabyBlockParty

adoption, baby names, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family dynamics, hurt feelings, infertility, Motherhood, parenting, parenting choices, relationships, reproductive health, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Support

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

consequences, Experience, growth mindset., hard lesson, hard way, hindsight, learning curve, lesson learned, LessonsFromLava, life experience, life lessons, Life skills, Minecraft, mistake, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, smp, tough love, trial and error, valuable lesson, wisdom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

Childhood, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood recollections, earliest memory, earliest recollection, early childhood, early experiences, early years, Edition, first experience, first impression, first memory, first recollection, memory from childhood, memory lane, MemoryCraft, Nostalgia, past, Recollection, Reminiscing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

LumberCraftersUnited

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, Earth’s lungs, ecosystem destruction, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Forest preservation, forest protection, global issue, illegal logging, land degradation, LumberCraftersUnited, Rainforest destruction, reforestation efforts, Sustainable development, wildlife habitat loss

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

Brain, brain activity, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain research, brain stimulation, brain studies, brain therapy, brain treatments, cognitive function, Damage, ect, electroconvulsive therapy, mental health, Neuronal Damage, neuroscience, psychiatric treatment, Psychiatry, Therapy, Treatment, ZapCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	9859	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!