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Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9122	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Pillow Hugger’s Paradise: Where Dreams Come True

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming the lands and dragons guarding hidden treasures!

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil llamas trying to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret disco party hidden deep underground where you can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

PolishPigCraft: IndoLove Edition

appreciation, bilateral cooperation, cross-cultural exchange, cultural exchange, culture, Diplomacy, Diversity, Edition, foreign affairs, friendship, global connections, IndoLove, Indonesia, international friendship, international relations, love, mutual respect, Poland, PolishPigCraft, solidarity, travel, Unity, unity in diversity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Poland Loves Indonesia Minecraft server! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Polish and Indonesian pandas who have formed an unlikely alliance to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our spawn point is a giant pierogi-shaped island floating in the sky, where players must jump off and land in a pool of sambal sauce to start their adventure. It’s a thrill like no other!

3. Our players are known for their insane building skills, like the time someone recreated the entire city of Warsaw using only nasi goreng as building blocks. It was a delicious sight to behold.

4. We have regular events like Polish-Indonesian dance parties where players must show off their best moves while wearing traditional costumes from both countries. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Poland Loves Indonesia Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!

CraftyBae’s Block Party

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the adventures are endless!

Join us and embark on a journey through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond cave guarded by a friendly dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our boss battles and prove your skills as the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Come play her game and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

ParasiteCraft: Where Social Parasitism is Just a Game!

biology, Communication, congenital diseases, culture, dependency, Exploitation, fear, Game, genetic development, hidden, independent functionality, insulation, mental illness, mutation, mutational load, ParasiteCraft, parasitic degeneration, Parasitism, parasitology, secrecy, Social, social parasitism, social stability, social structure

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with parasitic degeneration and socially parasitic human subspecies? Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is unlike any other, with a unique focus on extreme specialisation in dependency and insulation. Dive into a world where mutations run rampant and traits come out half-formed. Will you be able to survive in this irreversible process of parasitism?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a high mutational load of congenital diseases and disorders, along with a high level of mental illness and low social stability. Can you navigate through a culture of secrecy and fear of being outed as a social parasite?

Join us now and witness the transformation of our host culture into a more exploitable structure, all while remaining hidden from plain sight. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this gradual reduction in independent functionality – join our Minecraft server today!

BroCraft: Where it’s so over, bros

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the struggle with lust is real, but in a hilarious way! Join us for insane adventures where you’ll be surrounded by lust-invoking images at every turn. It’s like playing Minecraft in a sexy fever dream! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join this server. So come on in and let the lust-filled chaos begin!

LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8918	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Star Shards Collected:	60
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChinnyCraft: Where Female Characters Rock Massive Chins!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a totally LEGIT reason for giving female characters massive chins. You see, our server is located in a parallel universe where having a big chin is a sign of power and dominance. So if you want to show off your strength and intimidate your enemies, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive PINK sheep you’ll ever see. Legend has it that these majestic creatures bring good luck to all who lay eyes on them. So come join us and bask in the glory of the PINK sheep!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of DANCING QUEEN/KING. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most CHIN-TASTIC adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

Blame the Creeper

Accountability, Argument, Blame, Communication, Conflict, controversy, creeper, Decision making, disagreement, Dispute, Ethics, Fairness, Fault, judgement, misunderstanding, morality, opinion, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!