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Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

burns, emotional connection, emotional depth, emotional experience, emotional gameplay, emotional impact, Emotional journey, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional video game narrative, heartbreaking moments, heartbreaking plot, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, immersive experience, intense emotions, Minecraft, red, smp, tearjerker, video game, video game narrative

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Future President Minecraft Server

Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, debate, decision, Democracy, election, electoral college, Future, future president, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political parties, Politics, power, president, presidential race, Server, united states, Voting, White House

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	955
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	217	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

3rd, abyss, BEARY CUTE BIRTHDAY EDITION, behind the scenes, CN supply, Confrontation, Crossover Concept Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, Interlude Preparations, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro, Server, Shattered Swords VN, Stars Derailed Trailer, tutorial video, v7.9

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	346	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	184
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	666460	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Towns Built:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	78
Emeralds Found:	4626	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

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Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Votes:	8274	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	7089	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

Community, controversial content, coom-based economy, creativity, Customization, digital content, Game, game design, game development, game industry, lewding, Minecraft, modding, Mods, player experience, player freedom, player-engagement, porn mods, Skyrim, smp, success, User-generated content, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	108	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.