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“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	140

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ores Mined:	7034
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	4395
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	993608
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Runes Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!