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LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8035
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Star Shards Collected:	224	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	3068	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7523	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	6560
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	1146	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1712	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.