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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	403723

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, criminal activity, cyber attack, Damage, data breach, digital infrastructure, DiSRuPtiON, fiber optic networks, France, internet, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, network outage, network security, Repair, sabotage, SabotageCraft, Server, Technology, telecommunications, Vandalism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!

Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

Asia, authoritarian regime, BLOCK, Dictatorship, emergency declaration, emergency response, global concern, government control, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international news, isolated nation, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Kims, Korean Peninsula, military rule, North Korea, North Korean crisis, Party, political turmoil, stranded, stranded citizens, travel restrictions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers

DOCTORS, early detection, Health Innovation, healthcare advancements, immune responses, immune system, immunoparalysis, Medical research, medical technology, nerve activity, nerve sensors, NerveTechPTSDSepsisTrackers, patient care, patient monitoring, PTSD awareness, Sepsis, sepsis prevention, technology integration, track PTSD, wearable devices, wearable tech

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Villages Defended:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Crops Grown:	4740
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!

not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, danger, and wearable tech madness! (Disclaimer: wearable tech may not actually exist on our server, but it sure does sound cool, right?)

PixelVille Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to PixelVille! PixelVille is an exciting new Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that brings a unique experience to players of all kinds. Our server offers a friendly community and a lot of features that ensure endless fun and exploration. Join Us Today! Explore our custom terrain, team up with friends, and complete quests. Our dedicated staff team is here to welcome you and ensure you have the best Minecraft experience.

Key Features: Cross-Play Compatible!! Player-Run Economy: Engage in a dynamic economy where you can trade, sell, and purchase items with other players. Gravestones: Recover your inventory easily after death with our gravestone system. Dungeons: Challenge yourself with our custom dungeons filled with unique mobs and epic loot. Leveling System: Progress through levels to unlock new abilities and rewards. Weekly Community Events: Participate in exciting events that bring the community together and offer great rewards. Supportive Community: Join a friendly and welcoming community where players help each other thrive. Vote for us on your favorite Minecraft server lists to help PixelVille grow and improve! Let the adventure begin!

play.pixelville.org

LunaSMP

collaboration, Community, cooperation, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, forum, Fun, Growing, in-game currency, Latest Version, LunaSMP, Minecraft, OneBlock, ONLINE, Relaxing, Server, Small, smp, Survival, unique world

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	5843	Divine Spears Created:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

LunaSMP is a small but growing Minecraft SMP server that focuses on a fun and relaxing experience for everyone. The server runs on the latest version and is online 24/7.

The server has a strong focus on community and cooperation, and there are many opportunities to meet and collaborate with other players.

Some of the unique features of LunaSMP are:

A unique world An economy based on in-game currency Regular events An active Discord forum for players to communicate with each other If you’re looking for a fun and relaxing Minecraft SMP experience, then LunaSMP is the perfect place for you!

play.lunasmp.nl:19132

Get lost in MINEWARD – where the only quest is to survive the classic RPG madness! 🗡🛡️

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, classic RPG, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Discord, Dungeons, grind, ip address, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Lost, madness, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quest, Quests, RPG, Server, SURVIVE, tombs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	8800
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual. Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar! Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though). Random stuff I felt could be fun to do. We are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server. It’s a passion project!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are EULA compliant and non-P2W.
What versions of Minecraft does the server support?	We support versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both JAVA and BEDROCK editions.
Are there custom mobs and items on the server?	Yes, we have custom mobs and items, but no custom models.
What kind of content can players expect on the server?	Players can enjoy bosses, tombs, grinding, cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.