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ArchMC | Rule Your Own Game

ArchMC, creative plots, Experience, Gamemodes, gameplay, hardcore survival, join today, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Minigames, North America, Rule Your Own Game, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

ArchMC is one of the biggest servers in North America with gamemodes designed for every play style. Founded by a team of Minecrafters, our server has become the go-to for anybody seeking a new experience and a fresh breath of gameplay. Whether you’re into Minigames, Hardcore Survival, or Creative plots, there’s something for everyone here. Join today and Rule Your Own Game.

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CraftyMenFirst Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Communication, Confidence, CraftyMenFirst, DATING, dating advice, fear of rejection, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, initiating, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, modern dating, relationship advice, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social norms, societal expectations, taking charge, Traditional dating

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting for men to make the first move in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the blocks make the first move for you! Our server is filled with confident and assertive blocks who aren’t afraid to take charge and build the perfect world for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of flirting. Watch as they strut their stuff and charm their way into your heart (and your coop).

So why wait for men to make the first move when you can join our Minecraft server and let the blocks and chickens do all the work for you? It’s a dating game like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

WatchCraft Minecraft Server

designer watches, diamond watches, expensive accessories, fashion statement, high value items, high-end fashion, high-end watches, luxury accessories, luxury brands, luxury jewelry, luxury lifestyle, luxury timepieces, luxury watches, Minecraft, personal safety, personal security, rolex, Safety concerns, Server, status symbols, theft prevention, WatchCraft, wealth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Zombie Dances:	1

Tired of getting your diamond Rolex hand cut off by some ooga booga on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no ooga booga” policy! Join us and keep all your bling intact while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.

Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6128	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Respawn and Keep Crafting

coping strategies, Crafting, determination, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, mental health awareness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, purpose in life, reasons to keep living, resilience, respawn, Self Discovery, self-care, support system

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2500	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

LitterbugCraft

#sustainability, Awareness, Behavior, cleanliness, Community, consequences, conservation, education, Environment, ETHICAL, Garbage, habits, Impact, Litterbug, LitterbugCraft, Pollution, recycling, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Trash, Waste

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	621	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	2043	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Votes:	5446
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!