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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5508 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
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Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!
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