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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	519
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Towns Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4428	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	72	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

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ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9580	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Void Armor Forged:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Animals Bred:	100	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

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