Jerseyman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ores Mined:	1335
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3131
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6875	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9414	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

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BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4360	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!